family night dinner shenanigans
i'm too tired to write much, so here's a sample of how things went:
[my great-aunt's friend]: i saw juno today
[most people at the table, like my parents, my great-aunt's other friend]: great movie
[me]: i loved that movie... so funny.
[my uncle]: what is so funny about a pregnant teenager?
[me]: i thought the movie was funny
[my uncle, super dramatic with facial expressions, arm waving and gusto]: well thank GOD you don't have kids because there is nothing funny about being a pregnant teenage girl. let's see if you ever have kids and your teenage daughter is pregnant how funny you think that is.
[me]: i said the movie was funny. not the situation of being a pregnant teenager is funny.
[my uncle]: oh. well. (harumph harumph mumble mumble) maybe the movie is. that's different.
shoot me billy.
